Here are a few flavors:
"Don't call me ever again!"
"She's playing hard to get GRAPE GOBSTOPPER"
"I think you're cool."
"We should be in a monogamous relationship RASPBERRY GOBSTOPPER"
"I don't find you attractive."
"You think I'm fine as hell ORANGE GOBSTOPPER"
"My shit is complicated. We need to take it slow."
"I love you and we can make this work WATERMELON GOBSTOPPER"
"Should I come to work early Monday MANGO GOBSTOPPER"
"I have no money in my bank account."
"Let's buy up the bar BLUEBERRY GOBSTOPPER"
"I leave status updates every hour on Facebook."
"I'm not on Facebook regularly. I only use it for networking GREEN APPLE GOBSTOPPER"
"I like to be tied up, choked, and spanked."
"I'm not a Freak STRAWBERRY GOBSTOPPER"
"I'm going to file for a restraining order!"
"She's playing hard to get...again LEMON-LIME GOBSTOPPER"
As you can see, some coping mechanisms make life much more delicious to hear. Sometimes, the reality of the situation is what truly needs to be heard.
What's your flavor?